Did you know that the "funny bone"
is not a bone at all? It's a nerve at the back of your elbow, and when you hit
it, you get a painful feeling in your arm. Well, these jokes certain aren't
painful...they're just
doggone funny!
If a dictionary goes from A to
Z, what goes from Z to A?
A zebra.
How do you stop a dinosaur from charging?
Take away his credit card.
How do you make soup golden?
Add 24 carrots.
What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean?
A blackboard.
Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?
He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
What did the duck say when he'd finished
shopping?
Put it on my bill please.
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
What do you get if you cross
rabbits and termites?
Bugs bunnies.
